medicamp!

the smelly chaotah taupok shall hereby declare herself officially initiated into the medfac after 4 gruelling, inhumane days of camp. but to be brutally honest, it was so damned fun that i didn't even want to break camp! ^_^ yes i must be sadistic - thanks to the master sadists in medfac lol :)

e first day we hibernated during the sponsor talk and traipsed around NUS for the trail game, then went to Aloha Loyang where we played this asinine thigh slapping game (reason for the HAMSAP guys to slap the fair thighs of their hapless female counterparts), this game called SHA!!! which was totally totally nerve wracking (and pointless) and resulted in some pple (esp ZS!!!! haha!) resorting to weird unauthorized hand actions out of panic/desperacy/lunacy - thus giving rise to this new deeee-dooooo game where we made more hand actions. i'm never laughed so hard before in my entire life - i thought my freaking lungs were gonna plop out wetly into my lap during one of the hilarious screwups :D dinner was absolutely fun cos a very reluctantly lovey-dovey couple entertained us by feeding each other their packet dinners as a forfeit :D no points to James for cheating by gulping (and almost choking on) half his packet of rice before we could start the forfeit proper! :P unfortunately, me and SH elected ourselves lightbulbs by following/tailing PX and WL to collect drinks from e common terrace, resulting in my mishap with the uncovered drainhole at the side of the road. hahaha i thought WL would just get an ogl to come pass the bandage so i can compress the stupid ankle and limp back, but the entire og entourage made their (really impressive) way down the road just to see how the blind pig is doing :) thanks peeps. so the night whiled away whilst i sat on a chair and watched my fellow piggies play ball in the dark :) then they had their nightwalk, which was in this maze in the park by the sea, and which i was forbidden from joining due to the koyak leg. bleah. i ended up falling asleep on the floor of another og's chalet, which probably caused a fair bit of excitement when the unsuspecting og returned from their hair-raising nightwalk to discover a fat corpse splayed out on their doorstep. haha :D i apologise for any sympathetic tachycardia from this incident! anyway my og came back at the unholy hour of 4am in the morning, and we fell asleep at 5am. haha how wonderful.

the next day was inter-og games, but the beautiful morning was slightly marred by rain, which, thankfully, stopped rather quickly. sarah came on board the piggy ship and was promptly confused by the stunning number of people with similar-sounding names. anyhow the poor girl was spared from extreme confusion when the games were declared on after the drizzle died down :D we had quite a few really really really really weird games, not to mention this really kinky one where james had to endure S&M in the sun and the og took turns smearing funny stuff on his face and body. i believe sarah was the LUCKY girl who had the fortune to smear red colouring on a sensitive area of poor james' body *ahem* but anyway our cross-dressed britney spears WON! yay you go james! :D oh and glenn was on the opposing team! haha he was supposed to be kim jong il, but i think he still looked quintessentially glenn-ish after the makeover :P

3rd day was wet games and a massive waterbomb fight, which is too painful to describe (seriously). let's suffice it to say that 1) concentrated dynamo is seriously NOT FUN in the eyeball, 2) joel has a six pack! joel has a six pack! and we're not talking about heineken here!!!!, 3) ice makes guys' backs turn red like cold sashimi *yum*, 4) female hair DOES NOT convey water well and 5) water bombs made of sea water BURNS, DAMMIT!!! #*%^*(#&* hahaha :D
we were seriously knackered after the insane games, but somehow my og mustered sufficient horsepower (go piggies!) to decide on a TONG XIAO cycling from pasir ris to changi and back. poor GH had to cycle like nuts to make our tandem bike go up the hill (instead of down) hahaha and i certainly WASN'T helping by singing all his favourite songs off key :D muahaha. but k-box, anyone??? ^_^ oh and there was a bidding thing where we won 3 bottles of soft drinks (instantaneously guzzled on the spot). i won a box of peanut butter sandwich biscuits for being the tallest girl in my og and eating a quarter of a watermelon e fastest, and a can of cotton candy for being one of 4 mushiest love letter writers! the 3 lil pigs generated 3 out of 4 of le moste romantic of the romantic, so we're sure to be hitched in no time, eh, piggies? :D

on the 4th day of lunacy we had to break camp, oh, how woeful it is! (sing to the tune of The 12 Days of Christmas) lugged my battlegear home, bathed, collapsed into bed and was unconscious for the next dunno how many hours :D hahahaha.

tiring? what an understatement.
madness? you bet.
sadistic? oh YEAAAAHHHH...
but man, i'd give my 2 front teeth to go through it all over again! ^_^

THE THREE LITTLE PIGS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watermelon, watermelon, banana, banana, raisinraisinraisin, raisinraisinraisin, rambutan, rambutan!!!!!!!*