merrily ho

hoho, what a jolly old fella i am, hoho.
i eat like a hoary boar
i can't resist a cold Coors
hoho, what a jolly old fella i am, hoho.

heh. original christmastime spirit of the especially malevolent kind :) courtesy of the even more original-er NANA.

anyway. do you people out there really really know how to apply for scholarships and university courses? or am i the sole surviving retardence of the 17th century?

don't know nuts for nuts. and can't land a confirmed job.

i'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo anally retentive i think i can start a crap museum.

but then again, things up on display at museums nowadays are even worse than my crap. at least mine has a pervasive, distinctive stink. theirs just sits there and rots. at a rate of 8 dollars per adult.

or something like that.

i'm gonna need something more than a knock out Coors, baby.