wo..ooo...ooo... liang popo you hui lai le.... woo..oo.ooo

hey people! *spreads arms eagle-style and beams like a demented sunflower* ain't the air fresh! ain't the sea blue! Ain't the world great! Ain't i nutty nuts! :) i'm...... *drumroll* BACK!!!!!!!!

haha ok ok. i think i kind of overdid the enthusiasm part. ah, but what else can be expected from a lexically dense idiot (i prefer geniusly-challenged) after nearly a month of incarceration in the morbid, macabre, gory cesspool of exams. i hate exams. ah but exams happen to be in the past. yes. wooohooooo!

anyway just went about devouring up all the wonderful blogs of my kakis who, miraculously, actually managed to pry time from the already severely impacted rush of shitting-eating-reading-sleeping to BLOG *oh the glorious word* how come ah? eh u people. how in the freaking light of 7-11 do you find time?????? i dun even have time to digest my food properly man! and then pam can continue blogging placidly about dragostea din tei. ah yes. i have a major problem with that song, man.... AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH. *mimics crushing action of knuckles* oh my goodness. do i have a problem with that. you guys know guo meimei? the lao shu ai da mi person? now she comes up with this kan jian zhang lang, wo bu pa bu pa la shit that is so bloody goddamn infectious that it's PR-ed in my freaking minuscule brain. and throughout my 2 hr 45 min long, 3-essay econs paper the freaking zhang lang song was blasting in my head. i was so blastingly annoyed that even my pulsating blood vessels were blasting with the freaking beat. yes. i was so bloody blasted. i shall sue the blasted pants off guo meimei and her freakingly blasted cockroach song. i nearly turned into a cockroach myself after the damn paper. aaaah.

yes. anyway denise put up a nice gallery of photos of her docile, cute files and notes. i would recommend that you not ask me abt any of mine. they shall be *wwwhhhhhooooommmmph* gone in the near future. try deducing from the onomatopoeia used what action i shall take against those annoying wood-bark-pigment-hybrids. haha cai zhong you jiang :P

kn!!!! why u never blog!!!! must blog ok!!!!!! anyway if you could pls add a review of potty :) heard that fleur delacour looks like shit. haha i would be inclined to concur :) she doesn't look anywhere near pretty. too angular. and cho chang is cho phat. (decipher urself) :) daniel radcliffe? ok la. not very manly yet :)

ah ll. u have great life observations. yes. of which the one to do with the passing of human life into another realm is perhaps a little... unsuitable for reading at 11.49pm. lest the brain shortwires and emits little orangey sparks accompanied by noxious sulphur dioxide fumes :) haha. but truly, u ought to be a philosopher. consider that. *dead-serious, dogged tone of melvin* :D

woah. i feel damn xingfu and super tired. shall consider going for prom if i find a dress tml! haha. i shall drag jack along to be my critique. but knowing how ruan he is, even a red bucket with distinct fish slime wrapped unceremoniously around my equally red-bucketted-figure won't deter him from nodding energetically and praising it as excellent. HAI. he is so useful, sometimes :)

cheerio folks! and pambamnana: only 3 days!!!!! Ichi-ni-san! come read after me: ichi-ni-san! ichi-ni-san! ichi-ni-san! ^_^

(now that really sounds like itchy, you run! in mandarin cum english. you know? itchy, ni (as in you) san (as in run)) hahahahaha. okok. lame joke *runs to dodge incoming barrage of rotten cabbage*