spring (cleaning) chicken!

ooooh, ooooh. just as i lifted my porcelain hands to type something in this box, my senior logged onto MSN. and i'm quite sure you know that when someone logs onto MSN you see their picture. and her picture's just grinned winsomely at me 5 seconds ago with her head stuck firmly next to her bf's neck. heh.

ah, the world's getting quite scandalous, innit? more and more of my MSN pals are popping up in my screen with their lovely counterparts! Congratulations, congratulations, people! :) love is indeed in the air. but beware, too much gaseous love can make you asphyxiate from "tou bu guo qi"-ing, or make your un-attached friends convulse in disgust or hatred or jealousy, or all of the above. as KN said this afternoon: "love, love, love. when there is love, nothing else matters. *swoons*" haha. this just proves my point - excessive love can blind and eventually, kill. not just the intellect but perhaps even the core structure of the person's initial persona, or psyche. I shall be watchful of my very inane character and guard it jealously away from the lethal arrows of Nasty Lil Cupid. haha :D ah of course the cynical would pooh-pooh my very lofty stand and declare that i haven't sunk deep enough into the perfumed hallucination to realise how stupid my statement is, but then i must insist that i would prove impervious to character sucking. Yes. in case of compelling pressure, i'd much rather ditch the guy, who obviously doesn't deserve me, than my unique self.

actually the most important reason for guarding my psyche is to provide a continuous supply of lame jokes for all my kakis! heh ^_^ see, i'm so noble. someone please whack me off the pedestal with a split-ended broom :)

today i uncovered many many dustballs worth of memories :) some were good ole nostalgic ones that made me smile, some simply made me sigh in regret. like the thick stack of "kingdom animalia - case study of the Homo Sapiens" notes for Bio Olympiad training. i noted wryly to my mum that i managed to qualify for the training squad for both the Bio Olympiad and Biomed Quiz, it's just a series of unfavourable events that led to my eventual no-show in the representing teams. i found the Judo Graduation Night Invitations 2004, which made me smile as i recalled how panicked we were when Sir threw a tantrum in the dojo and refused to attend the ball simply because we were 24hrs late in preparing his card. haha. the 4 of us huddled in a sweaty heap after training to discuss who should be the scapegoat to plead with the fuming Sir :) eventually i think we all went together, and he grudgingly took the card. and this made me think of the numerous gelling randori sessions (where all the seniors would sound like pasar malam hawkers yelling when they stretched out their calls to GUARD and JIAYOU), the great matwork sparring sessions when i specially tekan-ed this bratty, snobbish, utterly haughty and spoilt sec 1 shrimp who actually WHINED when i broke her defence and pinned her down (every single time). and her other sec 1 batchmates would cheer me on secretly by rolling close to our mini scuffle and winking at me. then Sir would pretend not to see me crushing the pancake filling out of the nasty brat- i believe that he disliked her attitude, too. haha :) and of course the time when i sparred with jacq for a place in team, where i tried my best to imagine her as my mum's mother (the one that i want to kill), but just simply couldn't muster enough courage to really throw her. in fact i even wanted to just give up when she pinned me down twice, but both times Sir called mate. then miraculously she lost her balance when i tried my n-th ippon-seonage so i got the only score in the spar, a yuko. i couldn't quite look her in the eye after the session ended, just pretended to concentrate on dabbing the trickling blood off my various fingers (where the skin tore from the grasping). made a very bloody mess out of my gi that day, haha :)

i also found quite a few notepads, and realised my intrinsic calling to be a karung-guni man :) heh. really. i even found a white pad that went yellow - even though it was still in the plastic wrapping. haha. i shall use them slowly in uni - quite sure i'll find occasions to stick ears out of reference books or thick notes :)

ah! i wish i could repeat my years at random :) just try to leave out the blighted ttrr and those 8 operations :) ah. but i would argue: without them, i probably wouldn't realise just how much better off i already am, and how far my potential can be. regardless of my future career, i guess i'll still stick to being good old me :) and you guys are going to be my psyche police - once you detect imminent threats to my character, tell me straightaway before it actually happens! :D

by the way, i'll be expecting a reply from the HR manager from TTSH on monday regarding my application for an attachment, so LL if you're interested in poking around for a taste of medicine for 2 months, pls let me know by sms so i can arrange for you, k? :)

something inane

hi hi!

i'm utterly bushed, but before i expire i shall hereby declare that i'm successfully attached. the counterpart is jack yeo wei leong, 20/C/M (i expect only ll knows what this means haha :D), full time F&B manager, part time salesman and part time magician, full time charity-man and totally overlapping in ideals and character as me.

we dated officially today and i simply cannot describe the xingfu-ness i experienced.
if i could i would, but the lack of a scanner means i can't show u guys how... err. cute he is :) nevermind, the days are long.

anyway there ARE transvestites in Singapore. Surprised? Maybe. But i found myself admiring them more than a little for daring to be what others shun in conservative, lynch-mobbish, brainwashed Little Red Dot.

wo..ooo...ooo... liang popo you hui lai le.... woo..oo.ooo

hey people! *spreads arms eagle-style and beams like a demented sunflower* ain't the air fresh! ain't the sea blue! Ain't the world great! Ain't i nutty nuts! :) i'm...... *drumroll* BACK!!!!!!!!

haha ok ok. i think i kind of overdid the enthusiasm part. ah, but what else can be expected from a lexically dense idiot (i prefer geniusly-challenged) after nearly a month of incarceration in the morbid, macabre, gory cesspool of exams. i hate exams. ah but exams happen to be in the past. yes. wooohooooo!

anyway just went about devouring up all the wonderful blogs of my kakis who, miraculously, actually managed to pry time from the already severely impacted rush of shitting-eating-reading-sleeping to BLOG *oh the glorious word* how come ah? eh u people. how in the freaking light of 7-11 do you find time?????? i dun even have time to digest my food properly man! and then pam can continue blogging placidly about dragostea din tei. ah yes. i have a major problem with that song, man.... AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH. *mimics crushing action of knuckles* oh my goodness. do i have a problem with that. you guys know guo meimei? the lao shu ai da mi person? now she comes up with this kan jian zhang lang, wo bu pa bu pa la shit that is so bloody goddamn infectious that it's PR-ed in my freaking minuscule brain. and throughout my 2 hr 45 min long, 3-essay econs paper the freaking zhang lang song was blasting in my head. i was so blastingly annoyed that even my pulsating blood vessels were blasting with the freaking beat. yes. i was so bloody blasted. i shall sue the blasted pants off guo meimei and her freakingly blasted cockroach song. i nearly turned into a cockroach myself after the damn paper. aaaah.

yes. anyway denise put up a nice gallery of photos of her docile, cute files and notes. i would recommend that you not ask me abt any of mine. they shall be *wwwhhhhhooooommmmph* gone in the near future. try deducing from the onomatopoeia used what action i shall take against those annoying wood-bark-pigment-hybrids. haha cai zhong you jiang :P

kn!!!! why u never blog!!!! must blog ok!!!!!! anyway if you could pls add a review of potty :) heard that fleur delacour looks like shit. haha i would be inclined to concur :) she doesn't look anywhere near pretty. too angular. and cho chang is cho phat. (decipher urself) :) daniel radcliffe? ok la. not very manly yet :)

ah ll. u have great life observations. yes. of which the one to do with the passing of human life into another realm is perhaps a little... unsuitable for reading at 11.49pm. lest the brain shortwires and emits little orangey sparks accompanied by noxious sulphur dioxide fumes :) haha. but truly, u ought to be a philosopher. consider that. *dead-serious, dogged tone of melvin* :D

woah. i feel damn xingfu and super tired. shall consider going for prom if i find a dress tml! haha. i shall drag jack along to be my critique. but knowing how ruan he is, even a red bucket with distinct fish slime wrapped unceremoniously around my equally red-bucketted-figure won't deter him from nodding energetically and praising it as excellent. HAI. he is so useful, sometimes :)

cheerio folks! and pambamnana: only 3 days!!!!! Ichi-ni-san! come read after me: ichi-ni-san! ichi-ni-san! ichi-ni-san! ^_^

(now that really sounds like itchy, you run! in mandarin cum english. you know? itchy, ni (as in you) san (as in run)) hahahahaha. okok. lame joke *runs to dodge incoming barrage of rotten cabbage*