Saturday, June 11, 2005

side note! side note! *nasal falsetto*

haha!

no la. just wanted to add a little note on yesterday's happenings! quite a series of unfortunate events i must say.

1) i misread e appointment time!!!!!!! muahaha. it says 11/6 8.15am. i read it, of course, as 11.15am. when the blood lab closes at 12.30pm and a MILDLY overweight, unassertive and overtly blur patient turns up at the door asking to do a 2.5 hr long test, what do you do?
Ans: Bang the door shut and hope she goes off. (well that's what the nurses did :) haha)
* mentally adds a note to get LASIK ASAP :)

2) Too many bazhangs (or those deceivingly tiny and cute keezhangs for that matter)...
Ans: ... is equivalent to the Countdown Bash 2005 for those deceivingly quiet and cooperative critters known as E. Coli in ur stommick. Dun believe, go try. :)

anyway being supremely pissed to my gills and flapping wildly upon being denied my rights to have blood withdrawn 10 times in a row i promptly demanded CM get me a glucose laden drink before we become the next lead actor and actress in those weepy korean dramas where the female lead always dies in tears in the guy's arms in a hospital. :) cos i haven't mastered my korean yet. :) so far i'm only up to the ahniyo (meaning: no) part... it's bad form to pass out screaming NONONONONO to a guy. :)

i wonder if hamsters get cardiovascular disease. those 2 idiots are becoming too fat to squeeze into their play house :) i proposed a dissection to correct their obesity and promptly received a kick in the shin by Mr Clifford "Nice" Tan. :) hey... i mean it's a good opportunity to hone my surgical skills, no? :D

yupz. so i'll venture forth again tml to the very nice Heart Centre IN THE BLARDY MORNING alone. :) well mr swarthy has classes. sigh. i'd better make sure i get there on time :)

ciao! btw the navy comes up with COOL ads. kudos to those fishy guys who have nothing else better to do than to stare at LAN-gaming-like screens and sending fake autobiography books to oblivious people like me. My parents had this wild (and sadly brief) dream that i'd finally become a real author after years and years of procrastination :) check ur mailbox everyone!!!! bound to give u a shock. or at the very least, a "what the F***" look :) i'm still working on that poem collections!!!!! :D